The US Marine Corps Mud Run is big deal for fitness freaks in the Columbia area — a four-mile, team-oriented race through some of the sloppiest organic matter South Carolina has to offer. Limits are tested, bones are broken, and not a stitch of clothing is saved. This year Mad Monkey entered its finest, and participant Heather Bauer sent this dispatch from the front.
Our team motto was, “Are we there yet?” This year traffic was perhaps the most challenging obstacle. After nearly 4 hours in Eric’s car, we made it to the starting line of this grueling, 32-obstacle course running on fumes. Quite literally, we almost ran out of gas. Was this a hint of the race to come? We hoped not. Were we scared? No. Were we prepared? Ehh, that’s questionable. But were we freakin’ pumped? Without a doubt.

Mud Run: Before (Heather, Eric, Heidi, and David)
Team ‘Grout Flavor’ got started around 6:30 pm on Saturday. Our first obstacle was three five-foot walls which David and Eric skipped over like gazelles. Inspired by the feat, Heidi and I then crawled up the 15-foot barricades like only spider women could.
After nearly two hours of crawling and swimming and sludging through the ooze, we were a bit banged up but, nevertheless, emerged in triumph. In fact, we rocked the course so much that they wouldn’t let us complete all 32 obstacles for fear of embarrassing the other competitors! Or maybe it was just getting too dark.

Mud Run: After (Heidi, Eric, David, and Heather)
Did anyone else run in the mud this year? If so, tell us about it!
Keeping it hard core,
~MM
